Today we looked at our rush house and it mine as well have been the god damn Taj Mahal. We are still looking for a kick-ass name that would seal its place in history as the top 3 rush houses in the history of Sigep (Minus the house Jon Bruning lived in). Grill outs will be frequent, beer will be abundant, and my dad will be offering free psychiatric advice on Sundays (that doesn't mean he'll be handing out free Zoloft). If you got my last joke without looking it up on google your intellectual capacity is above that of the average college student, congratulations, Willy Wonka will be sending a golden ticket your way within the next week (Without Violet the Blueberry).
This whole blogging thing is completely new to me so I obviously screwed it up the first time, but if you wanna read my pervious blogs go to The Original and you will be blessed with an incredible amount of wit and bliss. I was scrolling threw my Itunes and I came across the song by Smashmouth entitled Allstar. Talk about a song. When I was in fifth grade and learning my multiplication tables and the capital of South Carolina this was probably my fav song. I have memories of arm wrestling Zane and riding my Razor scooter down the street doing half-assed 180s. No wonder my parents questioned my sexuality. Is it just me or does it paralyze everyone else with fear that we are half way done with college? Okay, never mind I'm not going to bring that up because I'll have to steal some Zoloft from the nearest Walgreens. Tying it back in.
More to come, Stay tuned and I'll leave you with a youtube video that will make you giggle, Is this Hecox as a kid?
Jack Tull
Jack Tull
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